It’s July! And even though I haven’t been in school for years now, summer still makes me think of summer vacation. Aside from going out and enjoying the nice weather, which I highly recommend. It’s also fun to stay out of the heat, chill, smoke and stay up late binge watching TV! Here are my top shows, movies and munchies for these long summer nights:
First things first, cartoons are the best! Right? And no I’m not talking about kiddie cartoons, even though I will still totally sit there and watch Scooby Doo any day. But I’m actually talking about these funny, stoner inuendo filled adult swim type cartoons. Far, far, far away from Beavis and Butthead, being actually smart cartoons. That just happen to be better while smoking on some ganja. Number 1 being:
American Dad :
Where everyone from the hard core Republican CIA dad Stan:
To Mom, Francine, homemaker de jour:
Daughter/activist Hailey and their pet alien Rodger:
Can all relate to having some heavy smoke sessions and the enviable pothead munchies.
I can literally watch this cartoon a billion times and never get tried of it and with that said on to the TV show you’ll never get tired of…
When there’s not a thing to do but hang out down the street and talk with your besties. You better be watching:
That 70s Show
Because people get so high in this 70s based world with daily smoking circles:
That even the infamous Tommy Chong tries to light candy canes for Christmas:
And in the midst of love triangles, high school prank wars and awkward growing pains your sure to laugh your ass off:
Martha and Snoops Potluck Dinner
And if you really want to laugh Martha and Snoops Potluck Dinner airing again Aug. 1st on VH1 is sure to be a crowd pleaser. Edibles, Martha Stewart quality munchies and guests like Post Malone, Rick Ross and so many more….a must watch for sure:
They say laughter is good for the soul. Which leads me to a teddy bear that actually came to life..
And he’s not just a living, breathing soul having teddy bear. But he uses those lungs to life his best life and enjoy plenty of bong rips!
Which first came out in 2012, where co-star Mark Wahlberg, living the dream with his pot smoking teddy bear has to make some big choices. Followed by the sequel Ted 2 which came out short after in 2015 where Ted and his lawyers have to fight the system to legalize Ted as a real person. Kinda like how we’re all fighting to legalize cannabis. (Ted compares himself to Kunta Kinte rather than weed in this legalization scenario, but I’m think I’m more accurate with my comparison)
These two movies need to be on every stoners must watch list! Followed by:
Which I’m pretty sure they were high while making this movie! With writers like Seth Rogen and Jonah Hill, they must have been. The movie came out in 2016 and it’s hilarious! About some food that definitely won’t give you the munchies since the movie is about how they come to the realization they are all going to get eaten, portraying us (humans) as straight up monsters. Definitely not a kids movie with some strong sexuality but for sure a great one to watch baked.
And finally while your sitting there binge watching this great line up of my top 3 stoner TV guide for July you’ll most definitely enjoy them better with my own creation Canna Lovers popcorn.
The worlds easiest edible to make. Salty, buttery deliciousness that is the perfect pairing, being cannabis infused, for a long night and long smoke sessions. Full directions available here: Canna Lovers Popcorn.
I hope you enjoyed this article and if you disagree with any of my top 3 stoner TV guide for July or think I left an important one out let me know in the comments below!
As always stay lit and I hope your enjoying your summer!