Stoners Guide to Valentines Day

  • Flowers, Chocolates, and Love are essentially the Valentine’s Day classics and with it just around the corner let me “ganja-fy” this holiday for you all:

     

    Flowers-Give her the Flowers she REALLY Wants:

    Cannabis has got to be the sexiest flower and there are actually some strains that are known to improve your sex life.  For example, Girl Scout Cookies has a mood-boosting high that is known to cause arousal.  So if your on your fifth date with someone, looking to cook them a romantic candle lit dinner and have a great deep conversation. This strain will transport you somewhere hot and exotic. The perfect combination to take things to the next level, if you know what I mean.  (5 Cannabis Strains For 5 Specific Types of Sex)

    And how you wrap those flowers can be very important too! If your in the LA area I highly recommend stopping by the Hitman Coffee Shop, 659 South La Brea Avenue, Los Angeles, CA 90036 and grab your Valentine a heart shaped blunt by the infamous Weavers.

    It’s a golden heart blunt! What pretty pothead wouldn’t love it?!?!

    Chocolate-Cannabis Infused Chocolate Covered Strawberries (or bananas work too):

    There’s not a girl in this world who doesn’t appreciate a man who cooks! And lucky for those who don’t cook, to make infused chocolate covered strawberries isn’t rocket science.

    First things first, you need to make some cannabis coconut oil. I recommend 1 cup coconut oil to 1 cup cannabis but you can add more cannabis to make it stronger or less for a lesser effect. Whatever you choose this is how to make it : (Directions compliments of Leafly)

    Infused Oil Directions: (It’s like making cannabutter but with coconut oil)

    1. Grind the cannabis.  You can include the entire plant, just the flower, a little bit of both — this is all a matter of preference. Just keep in mind that anything small enough to fit through the strainer will end up in your finished product, so again, do not grind your cannabis to a fine powder.
    2. Combine coconut oil and cannabis in your double-boiler or slow cooker, and heat the two together on low or warm for a few hours. This allows for decarboxylation (activation of THC) without scorching (which destroys the active ingredients). Cooking can be done a variety of ways: in a slow cooker on low for 4-6 hours, stirring occasionally; in a double-boiler on low for at least 6 hours (8 is better), stirring occasionally; or in a simple saucepan on low for at least three hours, stirring frequently (a saucepan is most susceptible to scorching). In all cases, a small amount of water can be added to the mixture to help avoid burning. Note: whatever method you choose, temperature of the oil should not exceed 245°F.
    3. Strain and store the oil. Do not squeeze the cheesecloth; this will simply add more chlorophyll to your oil. All remaining plant material can be discarded or used in other dishes if you have the wherewithal. The oil’s shelf life is at least two months, and can be extended with refrigeration.

    On a side note here, once you have your oil you can use it for so many things. Even a lubricant in the bedroom, seriously!

    Chocolate Covered Strawberries Directions:

    But now back to the strawberries. The oil is the most time consuming part of this recipe.  Once you have your infused coconut oil all you need is some chocolate chips and some some strawberries.

    2 Steps left:

    1. Melt your chocolate chips and infused oil together. You can do stove top or microwave (I think stove top is better, but to each his own). Once melted let it sit til it reaches room temp.

    2. Dip the strawberries (or sliced bananas, I actually like those better) into the melted chocolate. And stick them in the frig.

    Alternative Option:

    You can go even simpler and make some Canna Lovers Popcorn to munch on for the “Nexflix and Chill” style date!

    Love-Setting the Mood :

    Finally the love. Just by remembering the day I’d say you pretty much got the love covered! What to do on the day, where’s it all going to go down?…well damn there are so many options. The classic dinner and a movie is always great ( just don’t go see the new fifty shades of grey, it sucks, they all suck) Laying outside looking up at the stars, classic romantic make out point stuff. Renting a hotel room, staying home?? It’s up to you. Like I said doing anything your pretty much good.

    But if your trying to go above and beyond when you do end up back indoors eventually, light up a terp infused candle. As I explained in my last post Entourage in Full Effect these candles magnify the therapeutic benefits of the cannabis, in other words they get you higher! And who doesn’t wanna do that?

    If you do a hotel or stay home, nothings sexier than a bubble bath for two and if you just happen to have yourself a CBD bath bomb that bubble bath can be oh so much better! With some intense relaxation that just melts all stress away.

    By now I’m sure we are getting the picture here? Infused strawberries (maybe with some champagne), Terpene infused candle lit CBD bubble baths, heart shaped blunts containing a strain known for arousal?? Yeah, your getting it. Do one of them, do them all, just do something, even if it’s nothing on my stoner guide. That’s all a girl really wants. And if your single? This advice is still good. There’s way more room in the bathtub when your alone and sharing is something I’ve never been good at anyway, so why do you have to be? Spoil yourself!

    Hope this post helps and you have yourselves a highly successful Valentines Day! ( Feb 14th)

     

Entourage in Full Effect

Aromatherapy has been around for at least the past 6000 years. And as we know from my post, “There’s a lot more to Weed than just Smoking it,”there’s an aromatherapy aspect to cannabis thanks to the predominate terpenes in each strain. So what if you could light a terp infused candle the next time you light up for a sesh?

Thanks to Kush Candles now you can!

Kush Candles were created with the cannabis community in mind. Each candle has a unique combination of essential oils and terpenes to truly capture the essence of each strain.

Terpenes are great for aromatherapy. For example, Myrcene, known to not only help the effects of THC take effect more quickly, but also allows your body to absorb more of it! Because the entourage effect magnifies the therapeutic benefits of the cannabis plant’s individual components so that the medicinal impact of the whole plant is greater than the sum of its parts.

Kush Candles are infused with the 4 most commonly found terpenes in cannabis:

Myrcenecloves myrcene

  • Aroma: earthy, musky, herbal
  • Effects: “couch-lock” effect, relaxing
  • Most commonly found terpene in cannabis
  • Lowers the blood to brain barrier. In the case of consuming cannabis, it allows the THC to take effect more quickly
  • Shown to increase the maximum saturation level of your CB1 receptor, leading to much stronger effects of THC.

Which can find in their Purple Haze or Maui Wowie candles.

Linalool

  • Aroma: sweet, floral, herbal
  • Effects: calming, relaxing
  • Used for centuries as a sleep aid
  • Lessens anxious emotions provoked by THC
  • Boosts the immune system
  • Can significantly reduce lung inflammation

Which you can find in their Blue Dream  or White Widow candles.

a-Pinene

  • Aroma: Pine, fir, earthy
  • Effects: alertness, memory-aid
  • Two types of Pinene (α-pinene and β-Pinene)
  • α-Pinene is the most widely found terpene in nature
  • Used for years as an anti-cancer agent in Traditional Chinese Medicine.

Which you can find in their Lavender Jones or OG Kush candles.

Limonene

  • Aroma: strong citrus smell, like lemons and oranges,with notes of sweetness
  • Effects: energizing, uplift in mood and attitude
  • Highly absorbed through inhalation
  • Assists in the absorption of other terpenes

Which you can find in their Pineapple Express  or Peach OG candles.

And with Valentines day around the corner I couldn’t think of a better way to set the mood than with a terpene infused candle. You can find a great article for more information on terpenes here on Leafly.  But definitely put your order in with Kush Candles sooner than later because I ordered my white widow and grandaddy purp candles for Christmas and they did not arrive on time. Another option for terp candles comes from Hemper, their aroma candles collection is about to launch but you can order candles right now here from Hemper for just $9.99 which is cheaper than Kush Candles set at $14.99 (both plus shipping). Not sure how fast Hemper ships but I’d keep them in mind to reach an entourage in full effect.  Be sure to check out my Stoners Guide to Valentines day on February 1st here at Smokette.net!

And as always stay lit!

Marijuana Justice Act of 2017

Politics is one of those things, along with religion and sex, that can be very controversial to discuss. However every now and then exceptions have to be made and there is currently a bill that we, the cannabis smoking / supporting/ advocates of this country, need to actively put our unalienable American rights to work for: The Marijuana Justice Act of 2017

With life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness in mind, The Marijuana Justice Act, in relation, will put an end to federal vs state on the issue of cannabis. The problem we are currently facing is while states are currently legalizing the use, sale and cultivation of the plant that’s going to change the world, Cannabis. Federally it remains on the controlled substance list and is illegal and will always be illegal on the federal level unless this bill becomes law.

The bill was introduced to the Senate on August 1, 2017 by Senator Cory Booker from the state of New Jersey. And as of December 18, 2017, Senator Ron Wyden from the state of Oregon became it’s first co-sponsor.

The bill, also known as S.1689, will take marijuana off the federal controlled substances list. Making the possession, sale and cultivation federally legal. Allowing those with possession charges to expunge their records, those currently incarcerated on marijuana charges to file appeals and most importantly will put an end to marijuana arrests in this country. Which, if you have ever been there, is completely unjust. To say cannabis is a controlled substance is ridiculous. A more appropriate title would be to call it simply a plant, which it is, and that’s not even giving it any justice either.  This plant is a gift from above, there’s a lot more to weed than just smoking it. And to put someone in prison for a plant is in complete conflict with our unalienable American rights. If nature is illegal then freedom does not exist and that’s why we must get political!

Currently our bill is just sitting on capitol hill: (Iol)

But we can help get The Marijuana Justice Act of 2017 passed if we really try. How? By calling your states congressmen and asking them to support and co-sponsor S.1689.

  • A list of all the current Senate members with their contact information can be found here: US Senate
  • A list of all the House of Representatives with their contact information can be found here: US House

You can search by name or state and a phone number to call will be right there. I plan to contact mine but I am just one person and so I urge you to do the same.  The Marijuana Justice Act of 2017 would fix this country in so many ways. Why not here it from the man who wrote it in the first place Senator Cory Booker:

Don’t forget to follow the innovative and bipartisan problem-solver  @SenBooker  on twitter.  And always remember this:

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we’ve been waiting for. We are the change that we seek.” – Barack Obama

Thanks for reading,

Smokette

Hollyweed is Finally Legal

As of January 1st the state of California is now the 6th state where you can buy and sell “legal” also known as recreational marijuana thanks to Proposition 64. But how “legal” is it really? How much more will you have to pay with the government taxes placed on cannabis? And what can you now do and not do with your “legal” marijuana?

How legal is it?

The recreational use of marijuana is for adults aged 21 years or older, permitting smoking in a private home or at a business licensed for on-site marijuana consumption. Smoking is to remain illegal while driving a vehicle, anywhere smoking tobacco is, and in all public places. Up to 28.5 grams of marijuana and 8 grams of concentrated marijuana are legal to possess under this measure. However, possession on the grounds of a school, day care center, or youth center while children are present remains illegal. An individual is permitted to grow up to six plants within a private home as long as the area is locked and not visible from a public place. Prop 64

Taxes?

Here’s what your looking at in taxes:

 

This I personally predict will in fact cause 1 of two outcomes. 1 more people are going to get their MMJ card. How to do so is right here in one of my older post: Green Rush. 2 people are going to start down grading their weed. Top shelf will become a privilege because a 34.5% is no joke. Say top shelf cannabis goes for $40 (which is low balling) an 1/8, with the new taxes you’ll be looking at $53.80 at check out. Or everybody is going to just grow their own, which is now “legal.” Well, the first 6 plants are anyway.

What you can’t do:

The state has more than 1,300 pot dispensaries, but only 94 have been granted temporary licenses to sell marijuana for non-medical use. State rules dictate that these retailers will not be able to sell weed between 10 p.m. and 6 a.m.

You cannot smoke in public places or in your car. Which is just another way for the cops to catch you with a DUI, so read this to save your ass with them: How to Avoid Legal Ramifications. And you must be 21 or older.

Penalties include: Individuals under age 18 convicted of marijuana use or possession are required to attend drug education or a counseling program and complete community service. Selling marijuana without a license is punishable by up to six months in a county jail, a fine up to $500, or both.

Cool new things you can do:

On the upside there are some cool things about “legal” weed like lit yoga! Lit Yoga Studios is LA’s first plant practice yoga studio and definitely something to check out! You must pre- register here: Lit Yoga

And if your in the Long Beach area, home to Snoop Dogg, you need to visit a Jack in the Box to try out a weed-themed- Merry Munchie Meal. The meal will only be available in Snoop Dogg’s hometown of Long Beach from January 18-25 and will include a half serving of curly fries and onion rings, two tacos, five mini churros, three crispy chicken strips and a small drink. For more details on that visit: here

There are going to be a lot of changes, good and bad, and it will take some time to adjust but if your looking for recreational cannabis in Cali head over to Green Rush and use promo code Smokette to save some cash on these new taxes.

Dispensaries on Green Rush Offering recreational weed:

City Store Name Address Phone Expected Opening Day
Ben Lomond Central Coast Wellness Center 7932 Highway 9 (831) 704-7340 Jan 1
Ben Lomond Redwood Coast Collective 10090 Highway 9 (831) 336-8795 Jan 1, 10am
Berkeley Berkeley Patients Group 2366 San Pablo Ave (510) 540-6013 Jan 1, 6am
Berkeley CBCB 3033 Shattuck Ave (510) 849-4201 Jan 1, 9am
Boulder Creek Creekside Wellness 12603 Highway 9 (831) 338-3840 Jan 1
Carmel Big Sur Cannabotanicals 26352 Carmel Rancho Lane    
Castroville Higher Level of Care 10665 Merritt Street (831) 453-7180 Jan 1
Cathedral City Atomic Budz 68415 Perez Road, Suite A   Jan 2
Cathedral City Cathedral City Care Collective 36633 Cathedral Canyon Drive (760) 832-6417 Jan 1
Cathedral City Cathedral City Care Collective North 28201 Date Palm Drive (760) 832-6417 Jan 1
Cathedral City CC Releaf 68444 Perez Road, Suite H (710) 615-5225 Jan 1
Cathedral City Green Cross Pharma 68730 Summit Drive (760) 832-7194 Jan 1
Cathedral City HOTN Cultivation Co. 68945 Vista Chino (760) 832-7614 Jan 1
Cathedral City Mother Earth’s Farmacy 36633 Cathedral Canyon Drive (760) 832-8348 Jan 1
Cathedral City No Wait Meds 68860 Ramon Road (760) 333-1338 Jan 1
Cathedral City Omega Group 6803 Ramod Road #103 (818) 281-7080 Jan 1
Cathedral City P&S Ventures 36380 Bankside Drive   Jan 1
Cathedral City West Coast Cannabis Club 68828 Ramon Road (760) 689-2582 Jan 1
Cotati Mercy Wellness 7950 Redwood Drive, Suite 8 (707) 795-1600 Jan 2, 10am
Del Rey Oaks (Monterey) Monterey Bay Alternative Medicine 800 Portola Drive (831) 393-2500 Jan 1
Desert Hot Springs Deserts Finest 12106 Palm Drive (833) GET-KUSH Jan 1
Desert Hot Springs Green Pearl 64949 Mission Lakes Boulevard (760) 894-3146 Jan 1
Hayward Garden of Eden 21227 Foothill Blvd   Jan 1
Emeryville East Bay Therapeutics 3620 San Pablo Ave    
Eureka Ecocann 306 F Street (707) 572-0850 Jan 1
Eureka Humboldt County Collective 1670 Myrtle Ave, Suite B (707) 442-2420 Jan 2
Hopland Emerald Pharms 13771 S. Highway 101 (707) 669-4819 Jan 1, 10am
Los Gatos Santa Cruz Mountain Herbs 22990 Highway 17 (408) 353-1717 Jan 1, 11am
Mendocino Sol de Mendocino / Love In It 10470 Lansing Street (707) 937-3123 Jan 1, 11am
Modesto The Genezen Project 485 Bitritto Way   Unknown
Mount Shasta The Cypress Group 407 Berry Street   Jan 1
Mount Shasta Elevate Shasta Wellness 401 Berry Street (949) 212-0055 Jan 1
Mount Shasta Mount Shasta Patients Collective 408 South Mt. Shasta Blvd. (530) 926-6337 Jan 1
Oakland Blum Oakland 578 West Grand Ave (510) 338-3632 Jan 1, 10am
Oakland Harborside Health Center 1840 Embarcadero (888) 994-2726 Jan 1, 6am
Oakland Purple Heart 415 4th Street (510) 625-7877 Jan 1
Palm Springs Palm Springs Safe Access 1247 Gene Autry Trail   Jan 1
Palm Springs Desert Organic Solutions 19486 Newhall Street (760) 288-4000 Jan 1, 9am
Richmond Holistic Healing Collective 155501 San Pablo Ave (510) 275-3365 Jan 1, 10am
Rio Vista Delta Roots Collective 21 Richard Brann Drive   Unknown
Rio Vista Rio Vista Farms 11 Richard Brann Drive (833) 424-4283 Unknown
Riverbank Pacafi Cooperative 2213 Patterson Road   Unknown
Sacramento Abatin Wellness Center 2100 29th Street   Jan 1
Sacramento Alpine Alternative 8112 Alpine Avenue   Jan 1
Sacramento Alternative Medical Center 1220 Blumenfeld Drive   Jan 1
Sacramento All About Wellness 1900 19th Street (916) 454-4327 Jan 1
Sacramento Golden Health & Wellness 1115 Fee Drive   Jan 1
Sacramento Horizon Collective 3600 Power Inn Road (916) 455-1931 Jan 1
Sacramento Greendoor Metro 6492 Florin Perkins Road (916) 382-9766 Jan 1, 10am
Sacramento River City Phoenix 1508 El Camino Ave   Jan 1
Sacramento Northstar Holistic 1236 C Street (916) 476-4344 Jan 1
Sacramento Sacramento Community Cannabis 2831 Fruitridge Road, Suite E   Jan 1
Sacramento A Therapeutic Alternative 3015 H Street (916) 400-3095 Jan 1, 9am
Sacramento Valley Health Options 1421 Auburn Blvd   Jan 1
Salinas East of Eden 514 Work Street    
Salinas Emerald Skyway 1610 Moffett Street, Suite A   Jan 2
San Diego Emerald Courtyard 3455 Camino Del Rio S    
San Diego THCSD 3703 Camino Del Rio Street (858) 324-2420 Jan 1
San Diego A Green Alternative Cooperative 2335 Roll Drive (844) 665-0420 Jan 1
San Diego Mankind Cooperative 7128 Miramar Road (858) 247-0953 Jan 1
San Diego Golden State Greens Point Loma 3452 Hancock (619) 268-8035 Jan 1
San Diego Southwest Patient Group 658 San Ysidro Blvd (619) 663-6337 Jan 3, 8am
San Diego Torrey Holistics 10671 Roselle St (858) 558-1420 Jan 1
San Diego Urbn Leaf 1028 Buenos Ave (619) 275-2235 Jan 1
San Jose Airfield Supply Co. 1190 Coleman Ave (408) 320-0230 Jan 1, 9am
San Jose Buddy’s Cannabis 1075 N. 10th Street (408) 298-8837 Jan 1, 9am
San Jose CA Collective 210 Phelan Avenue (408) 809-4301 Jan 1, 9am
San Jose Caliva 1695 South 7th St (408) 297-2615 Jan 1, 9am
San Jose Canna Culture Collective 3591 Charter Park Drive (408) 264-7877 Jan 1, 9am
San Jose Elemental Wellness 985 Timothy Drive (408) 433-3344 Jan 1, 9am
San Jose Harborside Health Center 1365 North 10th St (888) 994-2726 Jan 1, 9am
San Jose Natural Herbal Pain Relief 2121 South 10th St (408) 283-9333 Jan 1
San Jose Purple Lotus 752 Commercial St (408) 456-0420 Jan 1, 9am
San Jose Theraleaf 1014 Timothy Drive   Jan 1, 9am
San Jose White Fire 111 Old Tully Road (408) 564-4512 Jan 1, 9am
Santa Ana 10 Spot Collective 3242 S. Halladay Street (800) 836-7768 Jan 2
Santa Ana 55 OC Collective 2911 Tech Center Drive    
Santa Ana Bud and Bloom 1327 St. Gertrude Place (714) 576-2150 Jan 2
Santa Ana Cookies OC 2400 Pullman Street, Unit B   Jan 1
Santa Ana 420 Central 420 Central Avenue (714) 540-4420 Jan 1, 7am
Santa Ana Evergreen 1320 E Edinger Ave (714) 486-1806 Jan 2
Santa Ana From The Earth 3023 South Orange Avenue (657) 444-7336 Jan 1, 7am
Santa Ana Green Rose Green Leaf 1325 St. Andrew Place   Jan 1
Santa Ana MedMen OC 2141 Wright Street (714) 515-8506 Jan 1, 7am
Santa Ana New Generation 3700 W. Segerstrom Ave (657) 900-8200 Jan 3, 7am
Santa Ana OC3 3122 Halladay Street (714) 754-1348 Jan 1
Santa Ana People’s OC 2721 Grand Avenue (714) 582-3446 Jan 1, 8am
Santa Ana ShowGrow Santa Ana 1625 E St. Gertrude Place (949) 565-4769 Jan 1, 7am
Santa Ana Super Clinik 2525 South Birch Street (714) 557-2050 Jan 3
Santa Cruz CannaCruz 115 Limekiln St (831-420-DABS Jan 1
Santa Cruz KindPeoples 140 Dubois (831) 824-6200 Jan 1, 7am
Santa Cruz Capitola Healing Association 3088 Winkle Ave (831) 475-5506 Jan 1
Santa Cruz KindPeoples 3600 Soquel Ave (831) 471-8562 Jan 1
Santa Cruz Santa Cruz Veterans Alliance 2827 Rodeo Gulch Rd (831) 431-6347 Jan 1
Santa Cruz/Aptos Santa Cruz Naturals 9077 Soquel Drive (831) 688-7266 Jan 1
Santa Cruz/Soquel Therapeutic Healthcare Collective 5011 Soquel Drive (831) 713-5641 Jan 1
Santa Cruz/Soquel Treehouse 3651 Soquel Drive (831) 471-8289 Jan 1
Sebastopol Solful 785 Gravenstein Hwy S (707) 596-9040 Jan 1
Sebastopol Sparc Sebastopol 6771 Sebastopol Ave (707) 823-4206 Jan 1, 10:30am
Shasta Lake 530 Cannabis 1550 Locust Ave (530) 275-0420 Jan 1
Shasta Lake Leave It To Nature 5340 Shasta Dave Blvd (530) 691-7199  
Shasta Lake The Queen of Dragons 5044 Shasta Dam Blvd (530) 276-9771 Jan 1
Ukiah Kure Wellness 800 Lake Mendocino (707) 621-5390 Jan 1
Ukiah Revolution Emporium 3081 North State Street (707) 484-0248 Jan 1
West Hollywood (Los Angeles) AHHS 7828 Santa Monica Blvd (323) 654-8792 Jan 2
West Hollywood (Los Angeles) LAPCG 7213 Santa Monica Blvd (323) 882-6033 Jan 2
West Hollywood (Los Angeles) MedMen WeHo 8208 Santa Monica Blvd (323) 848-7981 Jan 2
West Hollywood (Los Angeles) Zen Healing West Hollywood 8464 Santa Monica Blvd (323) 656-6666 Jan 2
West Hollywood (Los Angeles) Zen Healing Collective 8464 Santa Monica Blvd   Jan 2
Woodlake Valley Pure 132 Valencia Blvd   Jan 1

And as always stay lit!

 

Smokette.net is One of the Top 100 Marijuana Blogs

Starting the new year off strong! Smokette.net was ranked one of the Top 100 Marijuana Blogs by FeedSpot!

I’m up there with some of my favorites like:

High Times ranked number 2.

Leafly ranked number 8.

The Weed Blog ranked number 11.

Free the Tree ranked number 60.

And of coarse my favorite of all my blog Smokette.net ranked number 82!!

For the full list and some great feeds to follow this new year visit Feedspot : Top 100 Marijuana blogs!

 

May your 2018 be blessed and as always stay lit!

 

How Do You Roll: Top Rolling Skills of 2017

2017 is about to come to an end but before that happens let’s make sure we end the year lit by checking out the most creative and unique blunt art skills of the year.

I’d say the most common image portrayed in blunt art is a gun. And there’s no disagreement on my part that there is definitely nothing hotter than a smoking gun. But of gun blunts Weavers takes the 1st place trophy, just look at this beauty here:

But a gun doesn’t grant you three wishes like this Weavers genie lamp does:

And if I had three wishes one of mines would without a doubt be for a blunt that loves me back as much as I love blunts:

Then after smoking my Weavers I love you blunt I’m probably going to get the munchies. My favorite food period just happens to be pizza so it really wasn’t much of a surprise that when I first saw this pizza blunt with individual slices  by Tony Greenhand I drooled a little bit:

It’s almost a guarantee at this point that Tony and I would totally get along because I refuse to grow up and cartoons, well they are just perfect, especially Futurama. And though Fry and Leela are a great dynamic duo nobody is funnier than Bender. I’m pretty sure Bender would also love to smoke himself! And my second wish from that genie lamp would be to do just that, smoke this Bender blunt with Bender:

Then made catch the last Spiderman flick, possibly still with Bender and light up this Spidey blunt that Tony also rolled:

And then after all that my 3rd and final wish would be to do like Corona says, “Go find my beach,” live there forever and have one of these palm tree blunts by Rob Jet miraculously appear for me every morning:

I hope you enjoyed this post and I’d like to wish everybody a happy and blessed 2018! May you always have everything that you want, and may you always want everything that you have.

 

Cuban Tech

This Hialeah raised team is killing it on the west coast with their bad ass hash!

It’s true the Instagram names “Cuban grower” and “Qban hash queen” was what originally grabbed my attention, I am biased and tend to naturally be drawn towards anything with the word “Cuban” in it, being one and all. But these guys have got skillzzzzzzzz…

Seeing is believing so let’s just do a little show and tell here:

Cookies and Cream single source water hash grown by the Cuban Hash Queen and separated by Cubans Full Melt

Mint Chocolate Chip live resin also grown by the Cuban Queen hashed by the Cuban Grower

Headstash pressed out by the Cuban Grower

And now the Cuban Grower is managing the new Critical 710 California facility  and here it the first ever Critical x Cuban sauce collaboration

These guys are living the dream, or at least my dream.  This year their Cookies and Cream Drysift won 3rd in the High Times SoCal Cannabis Cup for non-solvent hash.  In 2016 their Black Mamba drysift won 2nd in NorCal and Cookies and Cream won 1st in Michigan.  As the Cuban Grower said on Instagram:

damn it feels good to be a gangster

I’d love to join the squad. The day your hiring let me know I’ll pack up and head west asap.

And for all you dab, shatter, live resin, hash fans if you see this face on a banner:

They got fire!

Best Christmas Wish List For The Stoner In Your Life

Have a stoner or pretty pothead on your holiday shopping list this year? Well I’ve got you covered. Aside from being able to smoke large quantities of marijuana, shopping is also one of my other fortes! People are always asking me where I got this and that and “OMG that’s so cool!” Yeah I have a gift and it being the season of giving I thought why not make your stoner fam happy by listing out some perfect pothead gifts:

 

Kush Kards

Because what stoner wouldn’t enjoy a Christmas card with a joint? With a huge selection, you’re sure to find the perfect card for your pothead in mind.

Empire Rolling Papers :

These just came out in 2017 and it’s all about the “Benny”baby! Not only are these rolling papers all natural and non-GMO but have amazing graphics that resemble the $100 bill. The Benny’s come in a resealable wallet of 10 papers with 10 tips included. Each Benny is created using vegetable paper, vegetable oil for the design, and a sugar based adhesive, ensuring the clean and safe smoking experience of burning what looks like money while chasing those clouds. #PassTheBenny

The Glass Works Company Wake and Bake Frying Pan Glass Pipe

Weed humor included. This hand pipe features sausage and eggs frying for the ultimate wake and bake experience. Any pothead in the world would get a kick out of this one!

Stoner Care Packages!

A Lifted Ladies box, Lit Pact, or StashBox would make a great holiday gift! They can be a one time present or if your pretty pothead has been really good this year you might want to buy them a monthly subscription. The care packs vary but are all great and come with all sorts of treats that are sure to put a smile on any stoners face!

 

With Black Friday around the corner I hope my list helps you get all the deals, steals and stoner holiday shopping success. And if  don’t get a chance to say it later Happy Danksgiving Everyone!

How to Pass a Drug Test: What No One Else Will Tell You

Google “How to pass a drug test” and all your going to find is people telling you to abstain, to detox, to do this that and the other. Before you continue to read, this is just how to pass a urine drug test. So if it’s blood or hair your worried about, well look some where else but if your worried about a urine test read on…

The first thing to worry about when it comes to urine test is who is administering the test?

If this test is a pre-employment screen do I have the solution for you! But before we get there, if your on probation or parole or are applying for a law enforcement or military position sorry to break it to you like this but your only real chance of passing is to get actually clean. These types of urine test are supervised so unless you have some skills I do not possess like a big penis to hide a tube under…I don’t know??  Between you and me, I seriously think there is something wrong with all probation officers spending their lives watching people pee, not to mention the charge for something like that has to be crazy! Also law and military can detect any and all 24 hour detox solutions. So I wouldn’t try it, when you play with fire you get burnt.

Now if your just trying to pass a regular unsupervised urine drug test I have 3 solutions for you:

  1. The Detox: How I recommend doing this is exactly how I state it. Don’t change a thing or it won’t work. Time is very important because the detox is only a temporary fix. You drink the entire bottle within 15 min. Do not throw up! If you throw up swallow it, seriously. Then drink water. As an extra precaution buy some home drug test. This detox is going to make you feel like a Kentucky racehorse on it’s 5th lap, meaning your going to want to pee a lot ! And the detox tastes so nasty that’s why I emphasize on do not throw up. For me by the 3rd time I pee I’m clean.  I know this because I self test at home. Then I feel like peeing but I hold it until I take the actual test fully confident that I will in fact pass with flying colors because I have over 10 times. Even for a hospital position. I tested myself after I’ve taken the actual lab test at home and I was still clean 5 hours after but I recommend drinking your detox 2 hours before and testing at the lab within 3 hours. The brand I use is called Clear Choice which you can order online but if you don’t have time to wait for shipping just go to your local head shop and I’m sure whatever they have will work. These detoxes vary on consumption amount. I consume over 2-3 grams daily and it works perfect just abstain and eat salad, drink water and be healthy instead of a burger or fried foods the day before. Don’t want to abstain at all? No problem!
  2. Urine Sub: Have any kids or a friend that your 100% certain has clean piss? Then this is the cheapest route to go. Grandma’s pee usually doesn’t work because grandma takes prescription medication. (which if you come up positive for without a prescription guarantees you will not get the job) A friend or child will work however but there’s a few tricks to this. Sex matters if your not female. Meaning a woman can use a mans urine and a man can use a females urine pending that the female is not pregnant. I’m serious about this, pregnancy will mess up your passing if your a man. Now what you need is at least 3 ounces of this clean urine. If you get it the day before refrigerate it. In fact refrigerate it if your are holding it for more than 5 hours. Urine tends to break down in time and refrigeration stops this. Next you need something you can hold this urine in and conceal it on your body for the actual test. I like glass blood vials but I do have access to these regularly. It really doesn’t matter what you use as long as you can hide it on you. When your ready to go to the test heat up the urine, it needs to be between 98-100 degrees. I use hand warmers to maintain the temp for the ride from my house to the lab and I stash my urine in between my thigh and genital area. Temperature strips are very handy too because if it’s too hot or too cold the lab will reject your sample. Same thing with amount you must have at least 3 ounces, I know this from experience. One time I didn’t have enough and I had to come up with an excuse to come back at a later date. Which I did successfully and passed. These test are not supervised so they will tell you not to flush or turn on the water to wash your hands so don’t. Go into the bathroom pour your sample in their cup give it to the lab tech and congratulate yourself you just passed, pending of coarse on that the person you got your urine from was in fact clean. Don’t have any friends or kids like that? No problem!
  3. Synthetic urine is for you! This just like the urine sub but you don’t have to refrigerate, you don’t have to worry if it’s actually clean pee, and usually it comes with a heating system included. But it cost a lot more than the awkward conversation you need to have with your kid as to why they need to pee in this cup for you. The brand I use is Quick Fix. They guarantee double your money if it doesn’t work, and that’s because it works every time! This one your going to have to order online depending on which state you live in because here, where I live, no head shop sells it. But maybe you live in a more liberal state in which case you might be lucky enough to find it sold in stores. Like the urine sub you heat it up and in the lab bathroom you pour it into the cup with no worries. There is a temperature strip included to make sure proper temp. and it contains all the ingredients real urine has.

All the above I have actually used and have always worked. The main trick is to remain calm. Don’t act too nervous to avoid arousing suspicion of any sort. Trust me all these tricks work as long as you execute them correctly. Temp. is the only way sub-ing isn’t going to work and as for the detox you must pee out all your dirty pee first and you must test before the time frame expires. That’s it, be confident your going to be fine. I promise.

One that I’d like to try but cannot tell you either way of the success rate is Urine Luck. If any of my lovely readers out there know about this product please let me know! How it works I understand is you pee in the cup and then pour the urine luck on top of your sample and it somehow breakdown all the THC. Which sounds interesting.

Well, good luck and as always stay lit!

Blunt +CBD

The cleanest and safest blunt on the market with no toxic additives or tobacco and it just happens to test positive for CBD! I explain it to my friends as a blunt made out of weed, just to geek them up, but then I explain further that it’s a hemp wrap that naturally contains CBD. And the number one question that I get is what’s CBD….

So: “There’s a lot more to Weed than just Smoking it” 

Cannabiniol (CBD) is the second highest compound to make up cannabis plants, at roughly 40%.  While CBD is similar to THC, it’s composition lacks any psychoactive effects typically associated with THC and is purely medicinal. CBD stands out because it is both non-psychoactive and displays a broad range of potential medical applications. These properties make it especially attractive as a therapeutic agent. CBD can actually cure cancer! For more on CBD I recommend reading this article on : Leafly  where you can find several different therapeutic benefits to CBD.

But I’m not here to talk about CBD, the subject here is definitely Hemp Wraps. Blunt wraps that contain CBD. Yep, but don’t get too excited. During the process of smoking you are exposing yourself to carbon monoxide, which is known to increase your chances of cancer. However if your going to smoke a blunt Juicy Jays or High Hemp Wraps are your best choice because they have eliminated the increased risks of cancer from inhalation of excess chemicals commonly found in tobacco based blunts. And they are so smooth.

Their method of farming hemp is organic from the seed up. And they pride themselves in not using any formulated fertilizers, growth stimulants, antibiotics, or pesticides. Please keep in mind that these hemp wraps are NOT infused with CBD. They are naturally occurring. Below you can see the tested composition a single Hemp wrap:

It rolls like a blunt, looks like a blunt and burns like a blunt. And though neither regulated or tested under the FDA these blunts just taste better and there’s got to be a reason for that!  Definitely you should try out hemp wraps.

 

Stay Lit!