Smoke like a mermaid and save the ocean! With a real seashell pipe that started its natural life on the ocean floor just off the coast of the Philippines, India, or Indonesia. Read More
Ocean Tokes captures the natural essence of the earth by hand crafting beautiful, environmentally friendly sea shell pipes while decreasing waste and protecting the ocean we all share. And makes smoking as organic as your Weed itself!
In buying a pipe you are actually making a donation to the amazing Nonprofit 501-3(C) Ocean Life Line whose committed to the sustainability and evolution of our planet. This September Ocean Lifeline is traveling to Koh Tao, Thailand, to participate in a 3 week long ocean conservation project aimed at rehabilitating a local coral reef. Learn all about the project here.
From the consumer prospective I have to say I find mines beautiful! I adore that it’s actually a real seashell. I grew up swimming in the ocean everyday but now due to my geographical location the same cannot be said however I do feel more connected to the ocean when smoking my sea shell pipe and now knowing more about Ocean Tokes my heart is warmed by their amazing efforts to save our beautiful ocean.
I’m so proud to call myself an Ocean Tokes ambassador. Join the cause and save the ocean by buying a real sea shell pipe today! Use promo code Smokette to save 15% off your entire order and as always stay lit!
This Hialeah raised team is killing it on the west coast with their bad ass hash!
It’s true the Instagram names “Cuban grower” and “Qban hash queen” was what originally grabbed my attention, I am biased and tend to naturally be drawn towards anything with the word “Cuban” in it, being one and all. But these guys have got skillzzzzzzzz…
Seeing is believing so let’s just do a little show and tell here: Read More
Cookies and Cream single source water hash grown by the Cuban Hash Queen and separated by Cubans Full Melt
Mint Chocolate Chip live resin also grown by the Cuban Queen hashed by the Cuban Grower
Headstash pressed out by the Cuban Grower
And now the Cuban Grower is managing the new Critical 710 California facility and here it the first ever Critical x Cuban sauce collaboration
These guys are living the dream, or at least my dream. This year their Cookies and Cream Drysift won 3rd in the High Times SoCal Cannabis Cup for non-solvent hash. In 2016 their Black Mamba drysift won 2nd in NorCal and Cookies and Cream won 1st in Michigan. As the Cuban Grower said on Instagram:
damn it feels good to be a gangster
I’d love to join the squad. The day your hiring let me know I’ll pack up and head west asap.
And for all you dab, shatter, live resin, hash fans if you see this face on a banner:
Want a dispensary that accepts credit cards, offers online ordering, delivery and deals? Well if your a MMJ card holder in the San Francisco area you’re going to want to read this: Read More
The top 3 hottest dispensary deals:
Dispensary Smile House Collective
Currently offering 7 grams of Platinum Cookies or OG Kush for $50, 1/8ths of Blue Cookies for $35, and when you buy 3 Himalaya vapes you get 1 free!
Lifted Health & Wellness
Lifted Health & Wellness, innovators in medical cannabis delivery since 2010. Provide on-demand delivery of high quality medical cannabis products at the right price, 7 days a week.
And they currently have a buy 4 Moon Rocks and receive $20 off deal!
Farm Starz specializes in stylish, simple, potent Vape pens by Magic Pipe. A new discreet vape pen with many strains like Kush OG, Girl Scout Cookies, Jack Herer, Sour Diesel, White Widow, Zkittlez, Gelato, Sunset Sherbet… THC percentages from 75-80%. Pens come in Gold color.
And when you buy any 5 vape pens you get $25 Off! Pens come in 500mg. They also offer 10% off your entire order during the hours of 10am-1pm Monday-Friday.
All these deals are found on Green Rush and when signing up for a new account use Promo Code Smokette to receive an additional $20 off your first order and $60 in credit towards future orders
For more about Green Rush or how to get a MMJ card read this: Cannabis to Go
Have a stoner or pretty pothead on your holiday shopping list this year? Well I’ve got you covered. Aside from being able to smoke large quantities of marijuana, shopping is also one of my other fortes! People are always asking me where I got this and that and “OMG that’s so cool!” Yeah I have a gift and it being the season of giving I thought why not make your stoner fam happy by listing out some perfect pothead gifts:
These just came out this year and it’s all about the the “Benny”baby! Not only are these rolling papers all natural and non-GMO but have amazing graphics that resemble the $100 bill. The Benny’s come in a resealable wallet of 10 papers with 10 tips included. Each Benny is created using vegetable paper, vegetable oil for the design, and a sugar based adhesive, ensuring the clean and safe smoking experience of burning what looks like money while chasing those clouds. #PassTheBenny
Perfect for all those medicated mermaids out there. Made from a real seashell, the purchase also includes a donation to the amazing Nonprofit 501-3(C) whose committed to the sustainability and evolution of our planet. Pretty Perfect! #MermaidsSmokeSeaWeed
A Lifted Ladies box, Lit Pact, or StashBox would make a great holiday gift! They can be a one time present or if your pretty pothead has been really good this year you might want to buy them a monthly subscription. The care packs vary but are all great and come with all sorts of treats that are sure to put a smile on any stoners face!
Help your stoner make their own cannabutter for delicious edibles at home! MagicalButter Makes Herbal Butters, Oils, Tinctures, Soups, Sauces, Salad Dressings, Skin Care Products, Pet Medicines, and more.
With Black Friday around the corner I hope my list helps you get all the deals, steals and stoner holiday shopping success. And if don’t get a chance to say it later Happy Danksgiving Everyone!
Google “How to pass a drug test” and all your going to find is people telling you to abstain, to detox, to do this that and the other. Before you continue to read, this is just how to pass a urine drug test. So if it’s blood or hair your worried about, well look some where else but if your worried about a urine test read on…
The first thing to worry about when it comes to urine test is who is administering the test?
If this test is a pre-employment screen do I have the solution for you! But before we get there, if your on probation or parole or are applying for a law enforcement or military position sorry to break it to you like this but your only real chance of passing is to get actually clean. These types of urine test are supervised so unless you have some skills I do not possess like a big penis to hide a tube under…I don’t know?? Between you and me, I seriously think there is something wrong with all probation officers spending their lives watching people pee, not to mention the charge for something like that has to be crazy! Also law and military can detect any and all 24 hour detox solutions. So I wouldn’t try it, when you play with fire you get burnt.
Now if your just trying to pass a regular unsupervised urine drug test I have 3 solutions for you:
The Detox: How I recommend doing this is exactly how I state it. Don’t change a thing or it won’t work. Time is very important because the detox is only a temporary fix. You drink the entire bottle within 15 min. Do not throw up! If you throw up swallow it, seriously. Then drink water. As an extra precaution buy some home drug test. This detox is going to make you feel like a Kentucky racehorse on it’s 5th lap, meaning your going to want to pee a lot ! And the detox tastes so nasty that’s why I emphasize on do not throw up. For me by the 3rd time I pee I’m clean. I know this because I self test at home. Then I feel like peeing but I hold it until I take the actual test fully confident that I will in fact pass with flying colors because I have over 10 times. Even for a hospital position. I tested myself after I’ve taken the actual lab test at home and I was still clean 5 hours after but I recommend drinking your detox 2 hours before and testing at the lab within 3 hours. The brand I use is called Clear Choice which you can order online but if you don’t have time to wait for shipping just go to your local head shop and I’m sure whatever they have will work. These detoxes vary on consumption amount. I consume over 2-3 grams daily and it works perfect just abstain and eat salad, drink water and be healthy instead of a burger or fried foods the day before. Don’t want to abstain at all? No problem!
Urine Sub: Have any kids or a friend that your 100% certain has clean piss? Then this is the cheapest route to go. Grandma’s pee usually doesn’t work because grandma takes prescription medication. (which if you come up positive for without a prescription guarantees you will not get the job) A friend or child will work however but there’s a few tricks to this. Sex matters if your not female. Meaning a woman can use a mans urine and a man can use a females urine pending that the female is not pregnant. I’m serious about this, pregnancy will mess up your passing if your a man. Now what you need is at least 3 ounces of this clean urine. If you get it the day before refrigerate it. In fact refrigerate it if your are holding it for more than 5 hours. Urine tends to break down in time and refrigeration stops this. Next you need something you can hold this urine in and conceal it on your body for the actual test. I like glass blood vials but I do have access to these regularly. It really doesn’t matter what you use as long as you can hide it on you. When your ready to go to the test heat up the urine, it needs to be between 98-100 degrees. I use hand warmers to maintain the temp for the ride from my house to the lab and I stash my urine in between my thigh and genital area. Temperature strips are very handy too because if it’s too hot or too cold the lab will reject your sample. Same thing with amount you must have at least 3 ounces, I know this from experience. One time I didn’t have enough and I had to come up with an excuse to come back at a later date. Which I did successfully and passed. These test are not supervised so they will tell you not to flush or turn on the water to wash your hands so don’t. Go into the bathroom pour your sample in their cup give it to the lab tech and congratulate yourself you just passed, pending of coarse on that the person you got your urine from was in fact clean. Don’t have any friends or kids like that? No problem!
Synthetic urine is for you! This just like the urine sub but you don’t have to refrigerate, you don’t have to worry if it’s actually clean pee, and usually it comes with a heating system included. But it cost a lot more than the awkward conversation you need to have with your kid as to why they need to pee in this cup for you. The brand I use is Quick Fix. They guarantee double your money if it doesn’t work, and that’s because it works every time! This one your going to have to order online depending on which state you live in because here, where I live, no head shop sells it. But maybe you live in a more liberal state in which case you might be lucky enough to find it sold in stores. Like the urine sub you heat it up and in the lab bathroom you pour it into the cup with no worries. There is a temperature strip included to make sure proper temp. and it contains all the ingredients real urine has.
All the above I have actually used and have always worked. The main trick is to remain calm. Don’t act too nervous to avoid arousing suspicion of any sort. Trust me all these tricks work as long as you execute them correctly. Temp. is the only way sub-ing isn’t going to work and as for the detox you must pee out all your dirty pee first and you must test before the time frame expires. That’s it, be confident your going to be fine. I promise.
One that I’d like to try but cannot tell you either way of the success rate is Urine Luck. If any of my lovely readers out there know about this product please let me know! How it works I understand is you pee in the cup and then pour the urine luck on top of your sample and it somehow breakdown all the THC. Which sounds interesting.
The cleanest and safest blunt on the market with no toxic additives or tobacco and it just happens to test positive for CBD! I explain it to my friends as a blunt made out of weed, just to geek them up, but then I explain further that it’s a hemp wrap that naturally contains CBD. And the number one question that I get is what’s CBD….
Cannabiniol (CBD) is the second highest compound to make up cannabis plants, at roughly 40%. While CBD is similar to THC, it’s composition lacks any psychoactive effects typically associated with THC and is purely medicinal. CBD stands out because it is both non-psychoactive and displays a broad range of potential medical applications. These properties make it especially attractive as a therapeutic agent. CBD can actually cure cancer! For more on CBD I recommend reading this article on : Leafly where you can find several different therapeutic benefits to CBD.
But I’m not here to talk about CBD, the subject here is definitely High Hemp Wraps! Blunt wraps that contain CBD. Yep, but don’t get to excited. During the process of smoking you are exposing yourself to carbon monoxide, which is known to increase your chances of cancer. However if your going to smoke a blunt High Hemp Wraps are your best choice because they have eliminated the increased risks of cancer from inhalation of excess chemicals commonly found in tobacco based wraps. And they are so smooth.
Their method of farming hemp is organic from the seed up. And they pride themselves in not using any formulated fertilizers, growth stimulants, antibiotics, or pesticides. Please keep in mind that these hemp wraps are NOT infused with CBD. They are naturally occurring. Below you can see the tested composition just a single High Hemp wrap:
It rolls like a blunt, looks like a blunt and burns like a blunt. And though neither regulated or tested under the FDA these blunts just taste better and there’s got to be a reason for that! Definitely smoke yourself a High Hemp Wrap.
Trick Or Treat! There’s a little chill in the air and with fall upon us and winter coming it’s officially cuffing season. As it gets colder we tend to stay indoors nice and warm watching some horror movies and cuddling. Or at least that’s what I like to do. In fact I’m probably having a Friday the 13th marathon next Friday and if we’re on the same page here then do I have a treat for you! The easiest edible ever, that I actually created last night, and fits in perfect with binge watching and couch-gating! Read More
Yes you read that right! I got my dogs high and they liked it! Turns out humans are not the only mammals with cannabinoid receptors, in fact most mammals do and you can definitely get your dogs high. However safety is of utmost importance.
But in the same breath, Cannabis can be especially helpful for older dogs suffering from hip dysplasia and glaucoma, common issues with a majority of older pets. It also helps to alleviate pain, stimulate appetite, and lead to a better quality of life. Cannabis-infused tincture is one of the best forms to cannabis to give to your pet.
Another great and safe option (also what I did) are these homemade cannabis infused dog treats! I made them for my dogs:
The the effects looked like this:
Followed by some napping, silly dog smiles and munchies, they were so licking their chops for more! Plus, the pumpkin helps to alleviate any stomach issues, and promotes healthy digestions. Plus, it’s a great way to use any leftover jack-o-lanterns from Halloween!
These seashell pipes start their natural life on the ocean floor just off the coast of the Philippines, India, and Indonesia. They are real seashells!
And by buying a pipe you are actually making a donation to the amazing Nonprofit 501-3(C) whose committed to the sustainability and evolution of our planet. This September Ocean Lifeline is traveling to Koh Tao, Thailand, to participate in a 3 week long ocean conservation project aimed at rehabilitating a local coral reef. Learn all about the project here.
OceanTokes captures the natural essence of the earth by hand crafting beautiful, environmentally friendly sea shell pipes while decreasing waste and protecting the ocean we all share. And makes smoking as organic as your Weed itself!
From the consumer prospective I have to say I find mines beautiful! I adore that it’s actually a real seashell and now knowing more about Ocean Tokes my heart is warmed by their amazing efforts to save the world and our beautiful ocean.
Head over to Ocean Tokes and smoke like a mermaid. You can by a single pipe or start collecting seashells from anywhere with their monthly subscription.
Recently my grandmother asked me for some Mary Jane but she didn’t want to smoke it so I had to find a way for her to have the full effect without having to smoke and so of course that means it was time to make edibles! It took some investigating but quickly it was clear that all one has to do to make edibles is make cannabutter. Once you have the cannabutter anything that you need butter for can be made into an edible. And I do mean anything; lasagna, mac and cheese, lollipops, pancakes, cookies, whatever. There are other options too such as coconut oil but I took the butter route and this is how I did it: Read More
Initially I followed this instructional video: But just the cannabutter part and I did do it a little differently.
Things you need:
1/2 oz of weed, buds or trim or both, also important to note here is the better the strain, the better the butter.
2 sticks of unsalted butter
A pot and a glass bowl that fits in the pot with a lid
This is how I did it:
Before anything and not mentioned in the video you need to decarboxylate the bud by grinding it, putting it on a parchment paper and then in the oven at 220 degrees for 30 minutes to pull out the terpenes.
Next the video says to wrap your weed in a cheese cloth, I’m sure you can but I didn’t. I just put water in a pot on the stove and start heating it on a low flame.
Once my water was boiling I put a glass bowl in the pot with the water still heating under it and I chopped up my 2 sticks of butter and put it in the glass bowl.
Once my butter melted I added one cup of water and my ground decarboxlated weed to the melted butter and put the lid on.
Then I camped out in my kitchen for 2 hours stirring the weed with the butter every now and then, always checking there was water in the pot beneath the glass bowl (and refilling the water).
2 hours past and I put a cheese cloth on my strainer, then strained my melted bud filled butter into another bowl. I strained it very good, repeatedly and then put that bowl in the frig and went to sleep.
The next day I pulled my solid cannabutter out of the bowl in the frig and used it to make my grandma cookies.
For it being the first time I’ve ever done this, I did very good. I did use real kush bud, not trim and maybe that’s why my cookies were so strong. To say the least everyone, especially grandma felt the nice mellow stoned body high for hours! The next few days after I used what I had left over of my cannabutter to make eggs and pancakes and now I’m planning to figure out how to make coconut oil to make some chocolate covered something or at least some more butter to make a lasagna. For being a weed smoker, I’ve got to say it took a while to kick in but I loved the body high and how long it last. For me it starts with a tingling in my lips… and I feel literally “stoned” for hours. I think the cookie monster has been eating these for years because I can’t get the idea of “Cookiessss” (In the cookie monster voice) out of my mind. Definitely edibles are so worth the time it takes to make the cannabutter. I highly recommend trying it out! Stay lit!