How Do You Roll: Top Rolling Skills of 2017

2017 is about to come to an end but before that happens let’s make sure we end the year lit by checking out the most creative and unique blunt art skills of the year.

I’d say the most common image portrayed in blunt art is a gun. And there’s no disagreement on my part that there is definitely nothing hotter than a smoking gun. But of gun blunts Weavers takes the 1st place trophy, just look at this beauty here:

But a gun doesn’t grant you three wishes like this Weavers genie lamp does:

And if I had three wishes one of mines would without a doubt be for a blunt that loves me back as much as I love blunts:

Then after smoking my Weavers I love you blunt I’m probably going to get the munchies. My favorite food period just happens to be pizza so it really wasn’t much of a surprise that when I first saw this pizza blunt with individual slices  by Tony Greenhand I drooled a little bit:

It’s almost a guarantee at this point that Tony and I would totally get along because I refuse to grow up and cartoons, well they are just perfect, especially Futurama. And though Fry and Leela are a great dynamic duo nobody is funnier than Bender. I’m pretty sure Bender would also love to smoke himself! And my second wish from that genie lamp would be to do just that, smoke this Bender blunt with Bender:

Then made catch the last Spiderman flick, possibly still with Bender and light up this Spidey blunt that Tony also rolled:

And then after all that my 3rd and final wish would be to do like Corona says, “Go find my beach,” live there forever and have one of these palm tree blunts by Rob Jet miraculously appear for me every morning:

I hope you enjoyed this post and I’d like to wish everybody a happy and blessed 2018! May you always have everything that you want, and may you always want everything that you have.

 

Cuban Tech

This Hialeah raised team is killing it on the west coast with their bad ass hash!

It’s true the Instagram names “Cuban grower” and “Qban hash queen” was what originally grabbed my attention, I am biased and tend to naturally be drawn towards anything with the word “Cuban” in it, being one and all. But these guys have got skillzzzzzzzz…

Seeing is believing so let’s just do a little show and tell here:

Cookies and Cream single source water hash grown by the Cuban Hash Queen and separated by Cubans Full Melt

Mint Chocolate Chip live resin also grown by the Cuban Queen hashed by the Cuban Grower

Headstash pressed out by the Cuban Grower

And now the Cuban Grower is managing the new Critical 710 California facility  and here it the first ever Critical x Cuban sauce collaboration

These guys are living the dream, or at least my dream.  This year their Cookies and Cream Drysift won 3rd in the High Times SoCal Cannabis Cup for non-solvent hash.  In 2016 their Black Mamba drysift won 2nd in NorCal and Cookies and Cream won 1st in Michigan.  As the Cuban Grower said on Instagram:

damn it feels good to be a gangster

I’d love to join the squad. The day your hiring let me know I’ll pack up and head west asap.

And for all you dab, shatter, live resin, hash fans if you see this face on a banner:

They got fire!

I Got My Dogs High and They Liked It

Yes you read that right! I got my dogs high and they liked it! Turns out humans are not the only mammals with cannabinoid receptors, in fact most mammals do and you can definitely get your dogs high. However safety is of utmost importance.


The amount of cannabis given to your doggie is very important. There have actually been reports of dogs dying :

They have to ingest a pretty large amount of weed to actually die, Downing said, but it doesn’t necessarily take a lot to have an adverse effect.

But in the same breath, Cannabis can be especially helpful for older dogs suffering from hip dysplasia and glaucoma, common issues with a majority of older pets. It also helps to alleviate pain, stimulate appetite, and lead to a better quality of life. Cannabis-infused tincture is one of the best forms to cannabis to give to your pet.

I fact ,

The late Dr. Doug Kramer, known as the “Vet Guru” risked his career by promoting medical marijuana for dogs. He developed a homemade tincture for his very own dog that suffered from cancer. He realized the benefits she had from using marijuana which made her last few months much more comfortable. He started Enlightened Veterinary Therapeutics, the country’s first vet to offer medical marijuana for dogs and other pets.

Another great and safe option (also what I did) are these homemade cannabis infused dog treats! I made them for my dogs:

The the effects looked like this:

Followed by some napping,  silly dog smiles and munchies, they were so licking their chops for more! Plus, the pumpkin helps to alleviate any stomach issues, and promotes healthy digestions. Plus, it’s a great way to use any leftover jack-o-lanterns from Halloween!

Ingredients:

  • 1/2 cup cooked/canned pumpkin
  • 1 egg
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • 2 Tablespoons powdered milk
  • 3 cups flour
  • 1 Tablespoon bacon grease (melted)
  • 3 Tablespoons cannabis butter (melted)
  •  

Instructions:

  1. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees
  2. Mix your pumpkin, egg, and salt together.
  3. Slowly add a cup of flour at a time (until the consistency is more doughy, and less sticky)
  4. Roll the dough out to 1/2 inch thickness, and cut into shapes
  5. Bake for 20 minutes on one side, then turn over and bake another 20 minutes.
  6. Let the treat cool-down for 10 minutes before basting with melted bacon grease & cannabis butter.

Let’s even have our dogs lit! And Definitely check out The Weed Scene for some awesome recipes like this Dank Cheesecake:

that you might have already seen on my Instagram @Smokette_

 

How to Make a Bong with your Liquor Bottles

If you follow me on Instagram then most likely you’ve seen my skull head bong. A lot of you guys gave me some great feedback and even said you wanted one. So I figured it be easy just to show you all how to make you’re own homemade bong from your liquor bottles, which is essentially what I did!

In case you haven’t seen it in action here you go:

And here’s how to make one:

I started with a empty bottle of Crystal Head Vodka, because it’s a cool bottle, it’s a skull, it’s great vodka and it’s dope. The bottle cost almost $55 dollars here with tax but is does come with vodka.

But you can use any bottle you like. I’ve seen some gun shaped Tequila bottles at Binny’s too that would probably be cool.

Okay once you have you’re desired soon to be bong bottle you need a couple things.

  1. A diamond tip 3/8 drill bit. I got mine at Menards for about $10.00:
  2. You need a drill
  3. You need an 18mm drop stem,  14mm glass bowl and rubber stopper found at your local head shop:

That’s it. Now you drill. I placed my hole on the back of the skull head.

This is the only tricky part. The diamond tip drill bit is designed to drill into glass but when you drill into glass it can get hot and it can shatter. So you hold your bottle steady in the sink and let cold water run on it while you drill so not to shatter the bottle. I actually only had a little trickle running over my bottle while drilling but once you get that hole your in the clear.

Just rinse out the bottle, make sure you got all the glass out then put the rubber stopper, tube and bowl in the bottle as so:

And you’re done. Fill with water, pack your bowl and enjoy! Continue reading “How to Make a Bong with your Liquor Bottles”