Who’s Ready to get Baked with Martha and Snoop

It’s official! Martha and Snoop are back on VH1 this August 1, 2018 at 9/8c and I’m so excited! If you’ve never seen it before, I have no idea what you’re waiting for? With guests like Post Malone, Rick Ross, Wiz Khalifa.. food cooked expertly by Martha Stewart herself and Snoop Dogg! You don’t want to miss this show, trust me. It is awesome!

Every episode Martha + her guests and Snoop Dogg + his guests team up together and both of them teach us how to cook a part of the meal they all share potluck style at the end of the show. And they cook everything from chicken and pork chops to lobster and fish and so much more.

The last episode aired November 15th, 2017 just in time for the holidays and they made Brownies:

Which ironically (because I had no idea they were making brownies) I had made earlier to enjoy just for that episode (cannabutter infused of coarse):

I did mines ala mode but Martha’s recipe was better. And I’m not the only one cooking with cannabis watching/starring on this show!!! I’ve seen them use some “herbs” while cooking on Martha and Snoops Potluck Dinner like Snoops spices:

“OG Onion Powder, Garlic Powder Hash, Lawry’s Seasoning Skunk Salt, Johnny’s Sativa Salt, Paprika Haze and Black Pepper Kush.”

-Snoop Dogg

Their Halloween special (Martha’s and my favorite holiday) Oct 16th looked pretty litty too, if you know what I mean! And the bloody brain shrimp cocktail appetizer was perfect for the holiday:

Working with Snoop Dogg it comes as no surprise that:

Of coarse I know how to roll a joint

-Martha Stewart

And aside from being a master chef, Martha is an excellent bartender. Yeah Snoop, gin and juice is fine but Martha throws down. All her drink recipes look delicious:

Who thought of putting Martha and Snoop in the kitchen together?? A genius because these two make a great team. Here’s a clip from one of my favorite stoney episodes from last season to give you a feel for how great this show is:

Check it out Aug 1st and if you need an edible to munch on while watching I recommend my Canna-Lovers Popcorn that even Martha Stewart approves of….hopefully!

Hempire Tips and Tricks

Have you started playing Hempire yet? Well if you have or haven’t I got some tips and tricks for you. Like a breeding cheat sheet, your best approach from the start and some how to’s and work arounds.

From the Beginning

When you first start you come into town and your friends and family are so glad that your back and doing the same thing you did before, growing weed! Except this time it’s legal!

You have a basic set up, two strains of cannabis Afghani first and Skunk soon after. A grow room, a warehouse for your buds and a shed for other things like supplies such as lights, paint, and all sorts of things your going to need to upgrade and build your Hempire.

The Priorities/Tips and Tricks

Aside from of course completing your quest which all entail selling and growing weed. The number one problem your going to face is storage so listen up:

  • If your warehouse is full don’t trash anything just go breed in the lab, sell to weed on wheels, visit grandmas, the bakery, or somewhere to use the resources until you open your dispensary.
  • When the shed is full build something and/or buy new property.
  • Upgrade your warehouse and shed as often as possible. To upgrade you need specific items. Say you need a watering can for example. When you hold your finger over the item you need, it will tell you where to find it. Like watering cans can be found in garbage bins. While you get jars from completing deals with the Duke of Herb. Licenses to operate or renovate you get from the Mayors Aide and so on.
  • Upgrade grandmas house asap. She’s your cannabutter (which you make with Afghani buds), marshmellow  (with Northern lights that you create by breeding Afghani and Skunk together), cannaflour (with Skunk)  and once you hit level 21 chocolate (Northern lights and Afghani) connect. And since you need bud to produce all these treats she a great option for when your warehouse is full. Just give her the bud and put her to work.
  • Open the bakery. Here you’ll need grandmas butter and some Skunk for cookies. Her canna flour and Chemdawg (which you create by breeding Northern Lights and Skunk together) for dank donuts and  Afghani and flour for pot pies. Then at level 22 her chocolate and Hindu Kush (a cross between Northern lights and Chemdawg) for brownies. And tjis bakery is just another great way to free up space in your warehouse.
  • And the best way to get rid of extra product aside from selling to customers or weed on wheels is when you open the dispensary.
  • Next you need to build the oil factory. Here’s where you’ll make kief and at level 25 cannabis oil.
  • Build that Cannabis Factory which you can’t build until you reach level 18. And here is where you’ll get to make hash and wax.

What you don’t want to do it waste all your diamonds to speed things up. Just be patient. The second challenge is breeding:

Breeding Cheat Sheet:

  • Afghani + Skunk No 1 = Northern Lights
  • Northern Lights + Chemdawg = Hindu Kush
  • Northern Lights + Skunk No 1 = Chemdawg
  • Hindu Kush + Chemdawg = Sour Diesel
  • Hindu Kush + Sour Diesel = Haze
  • Haze + Sour Diesel = G13 Haze
  • G13 Haze + Chemdawg = Jack Herer
  • Breeding isn’t all about creating new strains either. You need to breed to strengthen your strains. When is comes to increasing your strains potency, aroma and pain relieve you need to understand that you only strengthen the mother with a strong father.

In Conclusion

The game is fun and very addictive. It’s a great way to feel what it’s like to live in a legal state. You see what I’ve been saying, that there are still rules to this, legal or not because your going to have several police encounters as you play. And you learn about the medicinal purposes of each strain too. Such as patients turn to Afghani , the potent indica to treat insomnia, pain and stress. While Sour Diesel is a sativa used to fade away depression to long-lasting relief. Some really interesting stuff in this game and it’s great to play at the beach, at home and even while enjoying some weed yourself too!

Tell me what you think about Hempire in the comments below and if you’re looking for me in the community cafe my screen name is Smokette ! Bet you guys could of figured that out huh?

Weed and Popcorn

It’s July! And even though I haven’t been in school for years now, summer still makes me think of summer vacation. Aside from going out and enjoying the nice weather, which I highly recommend. It’s also fun to stay out of the heat, chill, smoke and stay up late binge watching TV! Here are my top shows, movies and munchies for these long summer nights:

Cartoons

First things first, cartoons are the best! Right? And no I’m not talking about kiddie cartoons, even though I will still totally sit there and watch Scooby Doo any day. But I’m actually talking about these funny, stoner inuendo filled adult swim type cartoons. Far, far, far away from Beavis and Butthead, being actually smart cartoons. That just happen to be better while smoking on some ganja.  Number 1 being:

American Dad :

Where everyone from the hard core Republican CIA dad Stan:

To Mom, Francine, homemaker de jour:

Daughter/activist Hailey and their pet alien Rodger:

Can all relate to having some heavy smoke sessions and the enviable pothead munchies.

I can literally watch this cartoon a billion times and never get tried of it and with that said on to the TV show you’ll never get tired of…

TV Shows

When there’s not a thing to do but hang out down the street and talk with your besties. You better be watching:

That 70s Show

Because people get so high in this 70s based world with daily smoking circles:

That even the infamous Tommy Chong tries to light candy canes for Christmas:

And in the midst of love triangles, high school prank wars and awkward growing pains your sure to laugh your ass off:

Martha and Snoops Potluck Dinner

And if you really want to laugh Martha and Snoops Potluck Dinner airing again Aug. 1st on VH1 is sure to be a crowd pleaser. Edibles, Martha Stewart quality munchies and guests like Post Malone, Rick Ross and so many more….a must watch for sure:

They say laughter is good for the soul. Which leads me to a teddy bear that actually came to life..

Movies

And he’s not just a living, breathing soul having teddy bear. But he uses those lungs to life his best life and enjoy plenty of bong rips!

Ted

Which first came out in 2012, where co-star Mark Wahlberg, living the dream with his pot smoking teddy bear has to make some big choices. Followed by the sequel Ted 2 which came out short after in 2015 where Ted and his lawyers have to fight the system to legalize Ted as a real person. Kinda like how we’re all fighting to legalize cannabis. (Ted compares himself to Kunta Kinte rather than weed in this legalization scenario, but I’m think I’m more accurate with my comparison)

These two movies need to be on every stoners must watch list! Followed by:

Sausage Party

Which I’m pretty sure they were high while making this movie! With writers like Seth Rogen and Jonah Hill, they must have been. The movie came out in 2016 and it’s hilarious! About some food that definitely won’t give you the munchies since the movie is about how they come to the realization they are all going to get eaten, portraying us (humans) as straight up monsters. Definitely not a kids movie with some strong sexuality but for sure a great one to watch baked.

 

Munchies

And finally while your sitting there binge watching this great line up of my top 3 stoner TV guide for July you’ll most definitely enjoy them better with my own creation Canna Lovers popcorn.

The worlds easiest edible to make. Salty, buttery deliciousness that is the perfect pairing, being cannabis infused, for a long night and long smoke sessions.  Full directions available here: Canna Lovers Popcorn.

I hope you enjoyed this article and if you disagree with any of my top 3 stoner TV guide for July or think I left an important one out let me know in the comments below!

As always stay lit and I hope your enjoying your summer!